I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great.… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
