You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities. — Alan Schaaf Copy Share Image
“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.” — Bryan Bishop Copy Share Image
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The social network is the paradigm of the modern service application. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I don't do social media is that I like the feeling that if somebody asks me for a… — Mackenzie Davis Copy Share Image
I don't like how social media allows people to be so mean and say really hurtful, negative things. It's just not cool. — Skai Jackson Copy Share Image
“Different social media networks are used for different communication to the extent that the written word still prevails over visuals. However, in… — Maxim Behar Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Watsapp but its important to have some friends who can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking sites like Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook have literally exploded in popularity in just a few short years. — Mike Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Social media has changed everything. Since we're talking about what we do when we wake up and posting it, we're talking about… — Maria Taylor Copy Share Image
I started so slowly and had so few followers and then it kind of sort of snowballed. I still feel an intimacy… — Jennifer Ehle Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
I do love Instagram, and my kids are with me, like, 24-7, so it's inevitable that they'll be on there. And honestly,… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Facebook has more than 1 billion members, which by population makes it the third largest country in the world—somewhere between India and… — Phil Cooke Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's… — Pinho Copy Share Image
“And yes, I like to crochet. Again, I’ll ask that you not fucking judge me, because it’s my birthday, because my charity,… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“The reality of social networking sites is that they provide platforms for online personae to interact with other online personae. Importantly, such… — Marilyn Yalom Copy Share Image
“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain… — Oche Otorkpa Copy Share Image
The nice thing about twitter is the architecture of visibility. Email is invisible unless you reach out to someone directly. With Twitter,… — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law. — Laura Loomer Copy Share Image
When you're trying to bust through the noise on social media, you do have to be overt and loud. — Shaun King Copy Share Image
You Can Tweet That Shit But I Bet When We In School You Won't Repeat That Shit! — Aeezy Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As we know, one of the dark sides of social media is online harassment. — Harrison Barnes Copy Share Image
You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
A tweet in an article can feel more permanent and louder than a tweet on Twitter. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher. — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
Disclaimer : Twitter is purely entertainment...it's not to be taken seriously. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone just stopped me to say that he recognized me from twitter and now I'm writing my suicide note. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
