Twitter Quotes · Page 128

If she's retweeted you twice in one day, she's pictured what your kids would look like.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

— Nikhil Saluja

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

— Rush Limbaugh

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

— Hannah

A million impressions on a tweet is bigger than some primetime shows on network television.

— Anna Paulina Luna

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

— Mos Def

I get massive invective, massive abuse, via email, phone messages, and Twitter. From people way, way to the right of center -…

— Austan Goolsbee

Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

— Pinho

In reality, quitting Facebook is much more problematic than the company's executives suggest, if only because users cannot extract all the intangible…

— Evgeny Morozov

“The day I try to ride someone who thinks propagating the belief that all us gays are disease spreaders who need to…

— Megan Erickson

When we're on Twitter, we're not only live tweeting episodes and talking about behind-the-scenes stuff, we actively try to respond to everybody.

— Lennon Parham

Well now on tumblr I'm acacia the whore and my dad is a perv right about now I'm tired of life and…

— Acacia Brinley Clark

I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.

— Nikhil Saluja

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate…

— Zayn Malik

If democracy is to survive Facebook, that company must realize the outsized role it now plays as both the public forum where…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

I see girls on Facebook half naked photos waiting for likes wanting boys to say shes sexy or hot. Saying shes ugly…

— LiveLIfe2fullest

I think there's a time to be private and a time to be public, and I think that companies like Facebook and…

— Yuri Milner

If you want to measure social media ROI, stop wasting your time doing software demos and attending webinars. Just figure out what…

— Jay Baer

I can go into LinkedIn and search for network engineers and come up with a list of great spear-phishing targets because they…

— Kevin Mitnick

I feel like it's not about the music anymore-it's about how many friends you have on Facebook and your Instagram pictures. I…

— Anthony Gonzalez

“[Veda:] 'The media presence and inability of people to keep anything to themselves anymore is working for *us*. He can’t cover his…

— Jessica Lave

I have more than 4 million followers on Instagram. All the companies I work for want me to guarantee how much I'll…

— Gigi Hadid

I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.

— Don Willett

Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing.

— Anonymous

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just to talk a moment about transparency, of course CIA does have a Twitter account.

— Gina Haspel

I think Twitter has brought something totally new to the table.

— Biz Stone

Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks!

— Onyeulo Amarachi

If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.'

— Vin Diesel

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.

— Bill Cosby

That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis

— Unkown

Even if I look at other people's social media I feel addiction creeping up on me.

— Kris Marshall

Unable to Send Friend Request This person can't accept new friend requests, but you are now following them.

— Shalini

Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...

— Anonymous

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.

— Anonymous

I don't regret any tweets. I'm not a tweeter and deleter. So I have no regrets.

— Kim Kardashian

I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.''

— Ed Sheeran