Twitter Quotes · Page 126

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier.

— Evan Williams

A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.'

— Anonymous

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

— Nikhil Saluja

If someone on Instagram sees that a friend is in a harmful situation, they can report it.

— Marne Levine

Social comparison that leads to unhappiness is the downside of social media.

— Michelle Gielan

In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE.

— Reymon Iglesia

I'm a little bit awkward on Twitter; like, I'm never really sure what to say.

— Maisie Williams

Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is…

— Ethan Zuckerman

I was very much a child of Tumblr. I did a lot of my personal education into what intersectional feminism is on…

— Ashnikko

In my workshops for young adults, the most important thing I emphasize is that anything posted online, no matter how private they…

— Luvvie Ajayi

There are always going to be angry people. I never get involved in Twitter. 'Cause where does it end? You just end…

— Diane Morgan

I don't need any more avenues of communication, and frankly I think people are still working out to realize that it's just…

— Ian MacKaye

Live Twitter can be built right into the main Twitter app, but it should certainly have its own tab so we can…

— Chris Sacca

Weird is when someone you don't know goes through all of your Instagram photos and like them. Then when you click on…

— Anonymous

The biggest reward is seeing via social media people sending me pictures back with excitement of what they bought from my fashion…

— Ashley Purdy

Live-tweeting your bikini wax is not vulnerability. Nor is posting a blow-by-blow of your divorce . That's an attempt to hot-wire connection.…

— Brene Brown

I don't read all the junk. I joke if I did, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. But, Sometimes…

— Gretchen Carlson

To me I think Twitter is a much more honest way to really connect with your fan base without it being the…

— Tiffani Thiessen

We live in a culture of a big me. We're encouraged - we raise our kids to think how great they are,…

— David Brooks

Governments do not care about your Facebook-assembled opinion. Incompetent politicians don't read your tweets; there are reasons for them being out of…

— Hozier

I've had particularly unpleasant stuff, and it has been reported that I've had death threats. Twitter and Facebook give people who have…

— Nicola Sturgeon

Generally, the view that I've had on Twitter is if you're on Twitter, you're in, like, the meme - you're in meme…

— Elon Musk

Now that I have joined Instagram, I think I'm on it less than before. Earlier, I used to be there all the…

— Aditya Roy Kapur

LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;

— Nikhil Saluja

I literally should go to a Twitter therapist, just the 10 years of stress and trauma with this company.

— Chris Sacca

I think Instagram is great, especially for kids, because you can be anything and still find a role model.

— Amanda Lepore

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

— Anonymous

You may not be a fan of Twitter-fiction. That's okay. There are novels out there for you - big ones.

— Celeste Ng

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

A man might actually brush off vulgar tweets that come to him. Women are likely to be affected by it.

— Chinmayi

“The deep integration of social media and social methodologies into the organization to drive business impact.”

— Charlene Li

Your organization can start tweeting, but that wont change its DNA.

— Gary Hamel

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

— Anonymous

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

— Anonymous

Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter helped others to see me as a human being. And showed me their humanity, too.

— Megan Phelps-Roper

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

— Unkown