Twitter Quotes · Page 125

Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.

— Nikhil Saluja

“You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,”

— L.A. Casey

Every influencer sees fans fearlessly admitting their love on social media.

— Rohit Saraf

I am comfortable with technology. I am a private person and would rather not be on Twitter or Facebook.

— Zeenat Aman

My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion.

— Nikhil Saluja

“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".”

— Yasmine Surovec

You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations.

— Nikhil Saluja

“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.”

— Jordan Krumbine

I'm just so against kids being on Twitter because they are not thinking about the ramifications of what they are saying or…

— Sherri Shepherd

It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way,…

— Michael Ian Black

I don't know what's hipper: to Facebook or to Twitter. I just know for me, personally, discretion never went out of style.

— John Ridley

I've never really been into social media - I don't have a Facebook; I don't do Twitter or Instagram or anything.

— Banks

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the…

— Nikhil Saluja

Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in…

— Anonymous

I think it's pretty clear that the Internet as a whole has not had a strong notion of identity. And identity means,…

— Eric Schmidt

“When the things you can buy online matter more to you than the things you can do in your neighbourhood; when you…

— Matthew d'Ancona

When I first started tweeting, I was just doing it because I was watching 'Breaking Bad' in my trailer and I was…

— Retta

I've gone on Twitter, and I've seen a picture of me walking through the airport, or some random picture, and the person's…

— Rozonda Thomas

Now social media is a centerpiece of our lives. It can be a useful tool for connection and communication. It can ease…

— Melania Trump

Online, there is an irresistible social currency to being a user who has thousands of followers, who starts memes, who comes up…

— Jenna Wortham

We derive so much of our self-confidence and validation from Instagram. Just imagine one day Instagram gets deleted like all of your…

— Ananya Panday

If I ever succumbed to the demon on my shoulder going, "You should get something special because you're famous," that is the…

— Stephen Colbert

I'm less interested in how people are following each other and more interested in how they are following topics and tweets themselves.…

— Jack Dorsey

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

— Michelle Wolf

“Social media is like your own personal brand of junk food; some is just added calories.”

— Nanette L. Avery

Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

— Nikhil Saluja

The strategy of Tumblr is very elegant.. The atomic unit of user experience is the same as the ads.

— Fred Wilson

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION**

— LEETEYA

I know how to market a lot through social media. My social media, the numbers is crazy.

— Anuel AA

It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads.

— Nikhil Saluja

The beauty of Twitter is that more and more people are flocking to it because it's shrinking their world.

— Dick Costolo

If you find someone attractive on twitter there's a 100% chance they don't live near you.

— Anonymous

Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account.

— Rock Cowles

If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.

— Nikhil Saluja

To live is - to war with trolls In the holds of the heart and mind

— Henrik Ibsen

I think social media tools are helpful, so long as you pick your social media wisely.

— Joy Reid

It's annoying when people tag my name in their conversation with someone else [on Twitter.]

— Casper Smart