Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons... — Dezdexterm Copy Share Image
I think that social media platforms and technology have been the accelerator for the push for the populist-style administrations in democratically elected… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
That's one of my favorite things about Twitter: You can tweak your feed into a fabulous novelty engine. That's only one thing… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
If it blows up on TikTok, it blows up. But I can't make music from that place. It distracts me, and then… — Doechii Copy Share Image
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Jeanette Kobayashi Copy Share Image
If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I think there is something about social media now where people are more engaged with their celebrities and their sports stars than… — Tony Khan Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is the only place where you can really express your self withouy your parents seeing all of your bad words. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
The terms and conditions of the main social media sites are that you shouldn't use it under the age of 13, but… — Matt Hancock Copy Share Image
“Neurotic: The one who is so obsessed with himself or herself, that believes everything I post on facebook is a personalized message,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
You are not human, or every day update your status! You cannot be a ghost, because ghosts do not like to be… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I like Twitter more than Facebook. Twitter is a great way to deliver and get news. In news writing less is more… — Tom Llamas Copy Share Image
I feel - and this goes back to social media and freedom of speech - when you're on a public platform, and… — Fawad Khan Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter. In theory, I really like Instagram. I think it's a warmer environment. I think, though conversations can erupt… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Despite this ever-increasing evidence of WhatsApp being a honeypot for people that still trust Facebook in 2019, it might also be the… — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
I had to stop following certain friends because I was constantly seeing them tweet about all the parties that I wasn't invited… — Laurie David Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
If anyone ever accuses me of bias - on Twitter, say - they're blocked straight away. It simply isn't true. — Jonathan Agnew Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm on Twitter. I love Twitter because I'm kind of voyeuristic. I don't tweet, but I look at other people's. — Max Minghella Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is important, but it's not more important than protecting your soul. — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.” — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
