HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook is the perfect place to try on different identities until she finds one that sticks.” — Brooke Hauser Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you man crush monday your boyfriend my finger will accidentally hit the unfollow button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in… — Jennifer Harrison Copy Share Image
Bullhorns are overrated: having ten times as many Twitter followers generates approximately zero times as much value. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Increasingly, it matters less what a prime minister or diplomat says is ‘our policy’ on an issue – it matters what the… — Tom Fletcher Copy Share Image
Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought… — Militon Munney Copy Share Image
I don't mind Twitter. I think it's a lot of nonsense, but at least, to me, Twitter is just more of a… — Sam Esmail Copy Share Image
I dislike the phrase ‘Internet friends,’ because it implies that people you know online aren’t really your friends, that somehow the friendship… — John Green Copy Share Image
I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just… — Mark Feuerstein Copy Share Image
“Social media is like reunion, but the catching up is done through the comfort of your own bed. Scrolling through photos and… — Marcella Purnama Copy Share Image
“On Twitter, people who had read my book followed me and I could see what else they were reading, why they'd liked… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
I have friends that I have made through Twitter or things like that, but they're all verified as real people - I've… — Katie Featherston Copy Share Image
So depending on the day, my schedule is different. But, generally speaking, I get up in the morning, I do a 30… — Maria Popova Copy Share Image
“It’s an Insta-bloody-gram world out there, baby, where everyone looks like they’re having a good time except you. And it ain’t true.… — Tim Rogers Copy Share Image
For me, social media is a one-way deal. It's like all the traffic goes one direction and I don't care how many… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
I like to tweet out nutrition research because I did my bachelor of science degree in dietetics. — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
I keep repeating this. The trolls do not pay your bills. You cannot base your life on their opinions. — Dino Morea Copy Share Image
When they say 'There's plenty of other fish in the sea' they mean catfish in the river of Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is so curious,anytime I tell him what's on my mind,he still asks me that question again and again. — Anita Cobblah Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Customer service teams at many companies have already embraced social media, often out of necessity. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
