I'm just here for the discourse of self-fulfillment through social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there's nothing for other girls to hate on... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person likes it.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am scrolling through someone's instagram photos and accidentally doing a double tap. 'Oh yes! Now I'm a creeper.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, youre popular on facebook? Thats cool. I mean, these days its easy to have 1,500 friends that youve never met before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, craze book, Its a damn disgrace book- Thinking someones your friend, but you check & you've been erased Book- Sneak book,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont give a fuck if this shit gets large or not, just have to show these clowns running around facebook with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is cool cause you can be sitting at home & it feels like you're out with people but without the bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like the people behind me are probably judging me for Facebook creeping myself... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking your own status on facebook is like giving yourself a high-five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs these buttons: Dislike, Who cares?, Are you stupid?, and Shut the f*ck up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone out on social networking isnt okay, and it doesn't make you look cool in any way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Face book is like going to the refrigerator, you know nothing is in there but you check it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever you think of Facebook, you cannot fault it for lack of ambition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah it's so funny calling someone out on twitter, but you don't realize how easy words can kill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being extra careful not to accidentally like something when you're doing major Facebook creeping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right when I thought somebody actually cared about me, the Facebook notification turned out to be a Farmville request. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
