Ummmm .. u want to come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo? I'll let u google all over my facebook baby! ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone posts the EXACT same status as you but gets 50x more likes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. I guess that makes me an instant twit face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how the most insecure people on Facebook are the ones who post a new self portrait every 6 hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with ME, the best person to talk to about it should be me right? Not twitter or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People claim Facebook isn't your complaint desk or diary.. But like I believe it clearly sayswhat's on your mind? so I can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont need your twitter password nor your phone password. I dont need you to tell me everywhere you go. I just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people bash their parents on social networking sites, family issues should stay private. Have some respect please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youtube, Twitter and Facebook are all coming together to make one large social networking site. It's called, YouTwitFace :)) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping is a slippery slope...One thing leads to another and you're just like 'what happened? Who is this? How did I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love people who post about every detail of their life on facebook¦ then get mad because people are In their Business — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wanted you to know I hate you , and you should learn not to post things on social networks when being sneaky. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people buy snacks and they Instagram it to make people jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person ends up liking it.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate social networks! Pictures don't define beauty, words don't define beauty, but personality does. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you constantly post about something or someon...99.9% you still miss it . Stop fooling yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram stalking is all fun and games until you accidentally press the like button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on social networks sometimes is a joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
