All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people unfollow me I feel like that's the official way of them saying were no longer friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and integrity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your addicted to facebook when you keep looking if anyone likes your status... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is my myspace page, It's NOT my real life, or my whole life, There's A LOT you don't know about me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To everyone on facebook moaning about how crap their lives are, just remember, so where out there someone is fighting for theirs... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to be out spoken say what's on my mind. if that means loosing a few Facebook friends then they weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the new facebook thing where it says when they seen your message, because I would rather think that they didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop taking your private matters to public platforms. Don't complain about people being all in your relationship, when you're personally sending out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell Me Why We've Got More Pictures Of T.K. On Here Then Most Other Things. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people think my tweets be about them like bitch , aint nobody thinking about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe we can have a public database of all people alive. When someone dies they get deleted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment someone's happy you liked their status... and you un-like it while they're still online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont like what I fucking post there is a Unfriend Button right there… hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
