I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like being dumped when a person you like talking to on twitter unfollows you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not really a Facebook fan because I don't know how to use it! It's so complicated! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So basically keeping the status as 'Busy' on WhatsApp actually means that the person is always 'Busy on WhatsApp' ^o^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It looks like that the like+share on Facebook can donate money,get medicines for people with cancer, cure deceases, and say RIP… Ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a good way to realize it wouldn't have worked out with your high school crush because of his/her horrifying political… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook friends are the best ! You never see them, yet they are there everyday. You never hear them, yet they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Like Twitter, which faced much skepticism early on, Jelly has plenty of folks raising an eyebrow in its direction while trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you want to tweet about all guys being douchebags, stop and think about the happy couples and all the nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with, "Facebook." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cloudy with a chance of someone looking over your shoulder while you're tweeting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In making these judgments, the team is guided by Facebook’s standards for acceptable expression.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you really didnt care about me, you wouldn't spend all day tweeting about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not cool for calling someone out on a social networking website you look immature and thirsty for attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People will talk to you on Twitter all day...see you and won't say nothing in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
