Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your so fake that you should have two FACEBOOK accounts; one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Facebook name should be nobody because when I like your status it will say nobody likes this! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was going to make facebook page but couldn't think of a self-description that wouldn't sound pathetic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how annoying some people can be with only 140 characters on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to earn the respect of a troll is like trying to piss against the wind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a good way to realize it wouldn't have worked out with your high school crush because of his/her horrifying political… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook friends are the best ! You never see them, yet they are there everyday. You never hear them, yet they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Like Twitter, which faced much skepticism early on, Jelly has plenty of folks raising an eyebrow in its direction while trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the Internet, you only need two emails to become two different person, different name, different picture, different ways to say, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking ur own status on face book is like giving urself a high five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like being dumped when a person you like talking to on twitter unfollows you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not really a Facebook fan because I don't know how to use it! It's so complicated! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To live is to war with trolls in heart and soul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
