Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is proof that humans have pretty much plateaued as far as evolution is concerned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying 'Its Complicated' on your Facebook Relationship status, basically means you're gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you log in to a social network website and BOOM you find a girl with duck lips…seriously it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you know someone and then realise that you've never met them, you've only seen them on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is taking over everybody's life. To the point where actually meeting new people and talking to them seems weird. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, the place people go to post their problems for everyone to see. funny thing is they won't go to that person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are unable to post your self-shot mirror pictures on Instagram, you really need to worry about your mental level. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the window where couples admire the singles... and where the singles envy the lovers... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when some guy post something on your photo and you think hes either looking at my page or pictures? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre helping a friend setup google + and they drag you into acquaintances. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is much like a facebook,people will like your your problems and comment but no one gonna solve them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with, "Facebook." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cloudy with a chance of someone looking over your shoulder while you're tweeting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So basically keeping the status as 'Busy' on WhatsApp actually means that the person is always 'Busy on WhatsApp' ^o^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
