Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is my myspace page, It's NOT my real life, or my whole life, There's A LOT you don't know about me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you want to tweet about all guys being douchebags, stop and think about the happy couples and all the nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To everyone on facebook moaning about how crap their lives are, just remember, so where out there someone is fighting for theirs... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to be out spoken say what's on my mind. if that means loosing a few Facebook friends then they weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It looks like that the like+share on Facebook can donate money,get medicines for people with cancer, cure deceases, and say RIP… Ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boys painful letter to Facebook... . . . . Dear Facebook , Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls, . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In making these judgments, the team is guided by Facebook’s standards for acceptable expression.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you really didnt care about me, you wouldn't spend all day tweeting about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're not cool for calling someone out on a social networking website you look immature and thirsty for attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People will talk to you on Twitter all day...see you and won't say nothing in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She didn't tweet those song lyrics for no reason. There's always a reason — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In surveys, 26% of consumers say they have used social media to air grievances about a company and its products.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Twitter and not drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet in prison everyones fb relationship status is set to 'its complicated.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a world where many of us have a lot of friends on Facebook but yet we have lost human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
