Wanting someone to pop up on Facebook chat, but I'm here, staring at the page, and nothing is happening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the pictures you put up on social networks of you and your boyfriend will come back to haunt you when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about # Facebook , is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add Me it'll say... You are now friends with Benefits!!!! ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Facebook and Twitter] aren't the real problems in the office. The real problems are what I like to call the M&Ms, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, When a kid that doesn't talk to people puts a status, and no one likes it, Then some beautiful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook… One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments.. on their posts…… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of the first people to join Facebook in February of 2004, and launched one of the inaugural applications on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before there were cellphones and Twitter and Facebook were people narcissistic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status,but then I remebered I have family on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter should automatically delete stuck up people, they belong on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook tracks & records every site you visit on the Internet while you're logged into Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh yeah we're so immature maybe I should post more pictures of pot on Instagram so I can be mature like you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I'm slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like Twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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