Trying to find the best quotes on Google to put on your facebook status, just to get attention! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop complaining on Facebook! Worse things have happened to better people, so shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hahaha when you get really bored and you're on 3 Facebook accounts Your Tablet, Your Phone, and Your computer hahahaha (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Google always looks great, but it’s only for people who are already searching for something. If you’re just out there fishing for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are about to like someones Facebook status and then you see it was posted 43 seconds ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end, people will still believe it~Abraham… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have so many friends on facebook, and so many peole 'like' me. But where are my besties? and who loves me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1 Facebook friend request* 0 Mutual friends. You're not even from my country, how the hell did you find me ?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal people are popular in real life. Obsessive people are popular on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know for a fact that I would be happier without social media in my life but I can't bring myself to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When half the males on Twitter tweet about treating girls right. Practice what you preach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who the fuck likes ALL my quotes and shit I post on here? like STALKER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
