99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So much time. So little to do. Wait a minute. Scratch that. Reverse it. Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
