So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a… — Cody Lundin Copy Share Image
Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks… — Joey Barton Copy Share Image
Although to be fair, cherry picking isn't quite what we do. Cherries are sweet and delicious. What we do is more turd… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Surfing is one of the most joyful pursuits a human can take up. But there's no joy in a deadzone. If you've… — Tim Winton Copy Share Image
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose. — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked… — Steve Williams Copy Share Image
I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I like to work with people who have a sense of putting a song over, and can sing in tune, and with… — Tony Visconti Copy Share Image
If we mix only a moderate minority share of turds with the raisins each year, probably no one will recognize what will… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
