“You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what… — Cherie Colyer Copy Share Image
“Is everything OK in there?” the sales associate is asking. “Do you need any help?” Which is not a question you want… — Matt Bellassai Copy Share Image
“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. — Larry David Copy Share Image
