In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I would recommend to someone that has the money to experience the experience of giving to another and purchasing me a Veyron. A Bugatti… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I drove a brand new Lamborghini, the Huracan; it was great. We went on the Autobahn, and we got to drive on the Nurburgring. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
