What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn't be a goddamn waiter in the first place. — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
Video store arguments really bother me. Let's say it's a slow night on campus so you decide to stay in and rent a movie.… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
I think the way you can tell if a guy and girl are in a serious relationship is whether or not they have black… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
A very awkward situation occurs often in New York City when you are walking down a relatively empty sidewalk and there happens to be… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
