When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Whoever keeps an open ear For tattlers will be sure to hear The trumpet of contention. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
The hardest part of playing the trumpet is the physical act of making the sound. — Tom Harrell Copy Share Image
Life is something like a trumpet. If you don't put anything in, you won't get anything out. — William Christopher Handy Copy Share Image
That walls should fall is the consequence of blowing your own trumpet. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
Also, I'd like to play an athlete again, while I'm still physically fit, or a musician, like Nat King Cole, because I… — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time,… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
'Bitter Sweet Symphony' is one of the greatest pieces of modern art created by anyone. I'm not blowing my own trumpet here. — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
I got to trumpet, finally. That's why I love to write for brass, and [Count] Basie and [Frank] Sinatra and all that… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
O Music! Miraculous art! A blast of thy trumpet and millions rush forward to die; a peal of thy organ and uncounted… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
“A society where you’re not allowed to blow your own trumpet is so much more nuanced, sophisticated and interesting than the grim… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
My older brother Mike is an excellent trumpet player. By the time he was 12, he was playing around Kansas City in… — Pat Metheny Copy Share Image
I was minding my own business when something says to me, "you ought to blow trumpet." I have just been trying ever… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
I studied trumpet for almost 15 years and was performing with a professional concert marching band in parades and rodeos. I was… — R. Carlos Nakai Copy Share Image
I actually wanted to be a jazz musician first. My grandparents introduced me to Louis Armstrong. I loved Louis Armstrong so I… — Douglas Booth Copy Share Image
Other friends have said, "I don't understand why you've used this trumpet-style sound rather than a real one when you know you… — Anna Meredith Copy Share Image
The bass is just the crayon that I picked out of the box. I'd probably be writing similar stuff if I played… — Les Claypool Copy Share Image
Virtually every time the U.S. fires a missile from a drone and ends the lives of Muslims, American media outlets dutifully trumpet… — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
A trumpet sounds pretty much like a trumpet, and that's true of a lot instruments; pianos sound like pianos, but there's something… — The Edge Copy Share Image
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
There was a time, in my early 20s, when I picked up the trumpet and said, 'I've got to change what I'm… — Paul Smoker Copy Share Image
As long as I have teeth, I'll keep playing. You can't play trumpet without teeth. — Lionel Ferbos Copy Share Image
Somehow, trumpet is the reference point for me - it was actually my first instrument. — Pat Metheny Copy Share Image
Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it. — William Christopher Handy Copy Share Image
The last trumpet ever to be sounded shall blow even algebra to wreck. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“If someone can't hear a trumpet melody, sprinkle dirt on his head and declare him dead.” — Rumi Copy Share Image
Watching a Kirk Douglas movie, 'Young Man With A Horn,' made me want to be a trumpet player. — Hugh Masekela Copy Share Image
I always felt like the trumpet or trombone player was always the coolest dude in the room. — Mannie Fresh Copy Share Image