[American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Don't wait for the muse. As I've said, he's a hardheaded guy who's not susceptible to a lot of creative fluttering. This… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
All those trucks and barges that carry our goods to port are vital connections to the only force which can balance our… — Jo Ann Emerson Copy Share Image
When I got out of high school I hit the road. I lived like a gypsy. Those were the best times of… — Rex Smith Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
What's the difference between dragging a black man behind a truck in Jasper, Texas, and beating a white boy to death in… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
Oh, there's so much ego with men; in their head, they can't possibly think about Tesco's when they are doing Othello. Er,… — Lesley Manville Copy Share Image
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
One of the nice things about the Internet is you can do a comic that's just for Ph.D. students, or for truck… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
Dad, once an aspiring architect, drove his own catering truck to feed factory workers in downtown Los Angeles, and mom, with a… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm prepared to give away my technique to Great Britain. Are you crazy? All I can say is there… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Three Days of the Condor is still an interesting film to watch not because it's political. It happens to be political. But… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
I think about Old Nick carrying me into the truck, I'm dizzy like I'm going to fall down. "Scared is what you're… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
Military technologies such as Drones, SWAT vehicles and machine-gun-equipped armored trucks once used exclusively in high-intensity war zones such as Iraq and… — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
Which is more musical, a truck passing by a factory or a truck passing by a music school? Are the people inside… — John Cage Copy Share Image
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. — Venus Williams Copy Share Image
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost. — Barry Williams Copy Share Image
The billionaires pay an effective tax rate lower than nurses or truck drivers. That makes no sense at all. There has to… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
In that chocolate side of town, in my blessed city of Sacramento, California - that was beginning of my death shudders, that's… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed,… — Yevgeny Yevtushenko Copy Share Image
It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image