People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other. — Caprice Crane Hate Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person who has one-night stands, and instead of feeling guilty about it feels… — Caprice Crane Feeling Copy Share Image
“It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.” — Caprice Crane Intolerance Copy Share Image
“I simply never found a specific club that I could bring myself to be passionate about. I was having enough trouble finding… — Caprice Crane Club Copy Share Image
People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one… — Caprice Crane Caffeine Copy Share Image
Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or… — Caprice Crane Commitment Copy Share Image
“And it's not that Pearl Jam was any more amazing than anyone else. I think we just liked who we were when… — Caprice Crane Liked Copy Share Image
“The character doesn't even come out until people are tested and be put in extreme situations and most people spend their lives… — Caprice Crane Character Doesn Copy Share Image
“I tend to think the good outweighs the bad. Then again, I try to be a glass-half-full person. Although I stand by… — Caprice Crane Alcoholic Copy Share Image
“Most of the time, I feel like a total fraud. Like I have no idea how I’ve made it this far without… — Caprice Crane Confidence Copy Share Image
“Check her out. She‟s fuckin‟ hot.” “Wedding band,” I say. “She sings in one?" “No, jackass. She's wearing one.” — Caprice Crane Humor Copy Share Image
“The smile that spread across my face felt like sunshine warming me from the inside out” — Caprice Crane Sunshine Copy Share Image
“When Nirvana came onto the scene, they pretty much saved music.” — Caprice Crane Nirvana Copy Share Image
“Because I demand to be treated like the unique snowflake I am.” — Caprice Crane Snowflake Copy Share Image
“Pygmalion made her; then she kicked him in the nuts, ran away, and developed a personality.” — Caprice Crane Heart Copy Share Image
“I learned to accept my family for who they were and understand that, though they might be limited in certain areas, they… — Caprice Crane Family Copy Share Image
“The handcuffs are still on me, and they're uncomfortable, to say the least. I have no idea how people willingly use these… — Caprice Crane Handcuffs Copy Share Image
If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's… — Caprice Crane Fun Copy Share Image
you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be… — Caprice Crane Fall Copy Share Image
People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've… — Caprice Crane Change Copy Share Image
All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to… — Caprice Crane Film Copy Share Image
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by… — Caprice Crane Cafeteria Copy Share Image
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an… — Caprice Crane Alcoholic Copy Share Image
Someone once said, People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. They forgot one other option: Some… — Caprice Crane Contact Copy Share Image
“One moment follows another. Next comes from previous. So you have to stay on your toes. Protect yourself. Listen to that little… — Caprice Crane Good and bad Copy Share Image
“My dad says it’s because I haven’t met the right girl yet, but sometimes I think maybe I’ve met her five times… — Caprice Crane Friendship Copy Share Image
“it's 4:21 am. He's gotta be done having mind-blowing-knock-your-dick-into-your-watch-pocket sex with her, and she's probably spooning with him right now. Ugh, it… — Caprice Crane Right now Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she says and yanks the pull-tab off the soda can. She takes a big sip and aaahs. Then she takes… — Caprice Crane Affection Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to accept failure. Even though sometimes the strength it takes to admit failure is probably worth as much as… — Caprice Crane Failure Copy Share Image
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right… — Caprice Crane Brown Copy Share Image
“That red spot!” she says with alarm. “That’s a freckle!” “It wasn’t there before...” she says as she inspects her entire arm.… — Caprice Crane Cute Copy Share Image
“I don’t know where she comes up with this stuff. Her mind... it’s like I’ve come upon this secret vault that science… — Caprice Crane Humour Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing,… — Caprice Crane First time Copy Share Image
When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved — Caprice Crane Believe Copy Share Image
Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover. — Caprice Crane Believe Copy Share Image
