My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov. — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season! — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If someone can teach you… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
