Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels. — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I follow the Patriots, but the Steelers were my first and true love. I still have a 'Terrible Towel.' — Nathaniel Philbrick Copy Share Image
Television is a very intimate experience. It's in your home, you watch it in your PJs and while you're folding towels. — Marta Kauffman Copy Share Image
A little flattery, like a warm bath and soft towel, will let you get along with yourself, lie down with yourself, and… — Willis Regier Copy Share Image
Does God ask us to do what is beneath us? This question will never trouble us again if we consider the Lord… — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet, with a… — Clement of Alexandria Copy Share Image
Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your… — Vivienne Westwood Copy Share Image
Another thing I also recommend is washing your face with white towels, little white towels instead of your hands. Other towels have… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
The house was immaculate, as always, not a stray hair anywhere, not a flake of dandruff or a crumpled towel. Even the… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
And I don't know if Batty's gotten over it yet,' said Skye. Mr. Penderwick looked out the window to where Batty was… — Jeanne Birdsall Copy Share Image
As cruel as life might be at times, if you throw in the towel, which is what everyone will expect, then nothing… — Bill Courtney Copy Share Image
My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too,… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Still I sojourn here, alone and palely loitering, though the sedge is withered from the lake and no birds sing. For I… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
If John Lennon was right that life is what happens when you're making other plans, parenthood is what happens when everything is… — Kelly Corrigan Copy Share Image
We all get attached to frayed towels, mismatched sheets and shapeless pillows, associating them with years of comfort, but they have ceased… — Julie Morgenstern Copy Share Image
One knew, of course, that it was not the red cape any more than it was the boots, the tights, the trunks,… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
If we allow our one-and-a-half year old to "help" us fold laundry he will learn something about buttons, zippers, snaps, where things… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
You know, Talon. Towels look really good on you. You go outside like that and you’ll start a whole new fashion craze.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Humanity must never lose hope. Our present conflicts and differences are difficult but not hopeless. We cannot expect people of such different… — Robert Muller Copy Share Image
When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Activism is something that no one can fake. You get angry. You cry. But you never throw in your towel, because that… — Leymah Gbowee Copy Share Image
You know, there is always times where you feel discouraged and things coming against you, but I don't know if I ever… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
If Macintosh hadn't been successful, then I should have just thrown in the towel, because my vision of the whole industry would… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Bliss is the ocean, a towel on the sand, the sun out, the chance to swim in waves or walk dragging a… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
What's monotonous about being an actor and often makes me want to throw in the towel or drive a car off a… — Chris Messina Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm trying to build a brand, so I can sell Keyshawn Johnson products in stores. You know, paint, rugs, carpet, drapery, fabrics,… — Keyshawn Johnson Copy Share Image
One false word, one extra word, and somebody's thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
The people who ultimately reach their goals are those who don't give up. Instead of wallowing in self-pity or frustration - or… — Lauren Mackler Copy Share Image
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
If you never want to see the face of hell, when you come home from work every night, dance with your kitchen… — Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
I had really bad obsessive-compulsive disorder. At its worst, I was compelled to leave my house at three o'clock in the morning… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
