Tourists Quotes · Page 3

I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf.

— Tom Robbins

Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has…

— Mario Batali

I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant.

— Anonymous

There's a lot of processed food in America and I know that can make some tourists who're used to fresh food feel…

— Wolfgang Puck

As long as there are Japanese tourists, there will be a market for the Old South.

— John Shelton Reed

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.

— Patrick F. McManus

Tourists went on holidays while travellers did something else. They travelled.

— Alex Garland

The less a tourist knows, the fewer mistakes he need make, for he will not expect himself to explain ignorance.

— Henry Adams

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I…

— David Letterman

[Michael] Felix and other immigration attorneys say it's possible [Melania] Trump was doing what a lot of models do - working illegally…

— Hansi Lo Wang

In the long term, there are many factors that will help the luxury market, the creation of new wealth and the Asian…

— Arthur Penrhyn Stanley

Of all noxious animals, the most noxious is a tourist. And of all tourists the most vulgar, ill-bred, offensive and loathsome is…

— Francis Kilvert

In winter I go skiing on Saturdays and Sundays when the slopes are quieter due to changeover day for tourists, and in…

— Vanessa Mae

If you come face to face with some really challenging situations and tragic circumstances - you are going in there with a…

— Annie Lennox

To supply people for ages in camps makes no sense... you have to rebuild that cabana that they rent out to tourists…

— Sam Worthington

I don't look down on tourism. I live in Hawaii where we have 7 million visitors a year. If they weren't there,…

— Paul Theroux

This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being…

— Gracie Allen

Many times when you're a tourist you can just stay on the surface and not really experience the place you're visiting, which…

— Diego Luna

“Around her the tables were filling with people, tourists planning their next stop over a coffee, businessmen meeting for luncheon, well-heeled women…

— Kathleen Tessaro

The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must…

— George Bernard Shaw

Everyone is in a hurry. The persons whom I lead in worship, among whom I counsel, visit, pray, preach, and teach, want…

— Albert Mohler

An ugly thing, that is what you are when you become a tourist, an ugly, empty thing, a stupid thing, a piece…

— Jamaica Kincaid

“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the…

— Scott B. Pruden

The human mind is a fearful instrument of adaptation, and in nothing is this more clearly shown than in its mysterious powers…

— Thomas Wolfe

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

— Jack Dee

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here…

— Steven Wright

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.

— Jerry Lawler

it is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a…

— Agnes Repplier

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your…

— Richard Sherman

The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money.

— Kenneth E. Boulding

Every time, every time a tourist or an immigrant or a refugee shows up in another country there's a security risk.

— Justin Trudeau

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

— Fran Lebowitz

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

— Edgar Bergen

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

— Russell Baker

A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.

— Emile Genest

Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.

— Evelyn Waugh

Yeah, I had an idea to make a very scary movie, based on a kind of serial murderer that preys on tourists.

— Brian De Palma

The flamenco of the Gypsy has nothing to do with the flamenco for tourists. Real flamenco is like sex.

— Klaus Kinski

The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To be a tourist is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're…

— Don DeLillo