Tourists Quote by Russell Baker

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

— Robert Orben

My love affair with nature is so deep that I am not satisfied with being a mere onlooker, or nature tourist. I crave a…

— Euell Gibbons

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

— Edgar Bergen

I must admit that the existence of Disneyland (which I know is real) proves that we are not living in Judaea in 50 AD.…

— Philip K. Dick

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New…

— Alice Cooper

Everyone is in a hurry. The persons whom I lead in worship, among whom I counsel, visit, pray, preach, and teach, want shortcuts. They…

— Albert Mohler

“Like tourists huffing and puffing to reach the peak we forget the view on the way up.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway. In the summer because of the heat and high…

— Harry Reid

[Michael] Felix and other immigration attorneys say it's possible [Melania] Trump was doing what a lot of models do - working illegally on a…

— Hansi Lo Wang

The Broadway audience is made up of a greater percentage of tourists now. There's not nearly as much variety and danger and challenge in…

— John Lithgow

Tourists who go to Africa have more of a traditional experience than Africans do. A tourist goes on safari; Africans don't.

— Paul Theroux

Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something…

— Tom Bodett

“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where…

— Douglas Adams

Modern tourist guides have helped raised tourist expectations. And they have provided the natives- from Kaiser Wilhelm down to the villagers of Chichacestenango -…

— Daniel J. Boorstin

We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ more Human…

— Greg Gutfeld