“The terms and conditions for our toaster were sixty-eight pages long and included a warning not to discuss personal information in front of it.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“It was probably hacker work too. Although it didn’t look like hacking. Nothing was blinking, beeping, or green. I didn’t see a single skull… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“If I skipped class, I would feel like I was wasting money. If I went to class, I would know I was.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“There was this feeling that you got when your video went viral. Like people were going to start asking for your autograph or panties.… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“I had five pairs of earbuds at home, but I only used them for my aerobic krumping. Earbuds could cause hearing loss, and I… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The trip only took twenty seconds, so I didn’t get to find out what it was a commercial for. Whatever it was, it sure… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“Mom grounded me for buying fake ID drives, and outing the principal, and disliking her posts on interFacebook. She grounded me for breathing. At… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The terms and conditions for our toaster were sixty-eight pages long and included a warning not to discuss personal information in front of it.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“The van had a mural on the side of a warrior woman riding a purple dragon. She was wearing a fur bikini, a fashion… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing as a… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“Why did airports always have such big windows? They only let people see how late the planes were and how bad the weather was.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“we were all victims of an obsolete educational system built on the belief that the best way to prepare us for the real world… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“I could have made new friends if I wanted to. It just seemed easier to make memes.” — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“There wasn’t a day of my life I hadn’t thought about Garret Aker in one way or another. His products. His company. His speeches.… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
