“Then the 92nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium and the wolf was like, "dude.” — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but what we need are some fighters who know how to take down a wolf. I know three." "If you are… — K.M. Randall Copy Share Image
“All that ran through my mind at her suggesstion was running through the park with a ton of turned Disney Princesses and… — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
Strangely, when I was a kid, my first acting job, at 5 years old, was a performance of 'The Three Little Pigs.'… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Comedy chose me. I always had this urge to be silly that I couldn't control. I remember my father having me read… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe the Three Little Pigs are working for the bad guy.” Daphne sighed. “I can’t believe anyone still calls them… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
“If I had been born in the 1700′s, presumably children had a bigger vocabulary than I had which means I wouldn’t have… — John Branyan Copy Share Image
“The notion of a country cottage settled in her thoughts as a watercolor, red bricks, climbing roses, the house the most intelligent… — Robin Black Copy Share Image
“Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“As I thought about endings and – being a lover of fairy tales – I knew immediately that the deeply rooted last… — Jane Yolen Copy Share Image
“Boy everyone in this country is running around yammering about their fucking rights. "I have a right, you have no right, we… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
