When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open.' — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, fuck by the end of this… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon! — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.' — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
