Courting couples - are caught in the middle. — Robert D Dangoor Caught in the middle Copy Share Image
It's the real thing but theres little difference between reality and unreality. — Robert D Dangoor Real thing Copy Share Image
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor Alcoholic Copy Share Image
The more the tenants there are, the later the rent gets paid. — Robert D Dangoor Tenants Copy Share Image
When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it?… — Robert D Dangoor Time Copy Share Image
I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone? — Robert D Dangoor Computers Copy Share Image
You dont judge how rich someone is by how much money he has but by how much he wants; the less he… — Robert D Dangoor Money Copy Share Image
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all… — Robert D Dangoor Mobile Phone Copy Share Image
A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied,… — Robert D Dangoor Patience Copy Share Image
Craziness in the heart is being over enthusiastic to one person. Craziness in the mind is being over enthusiastic to one world. — Robert D Dangoor Craziness Copy Share Image
A tax is money levied on a persons property, business or pleasure. A taxilevies money to get to a persons property, business… — Robert D Dangoor Business Copy Share Image
You cant fool all the people all the time but you can fool some of the people some of the time and… — Robert D Dangoor Fool Copy Share Image
A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a… — Robert D Dangoor Ticket Copy Share Image
