I learned two things growing up in Texas. 1: God loves you, and you're going to burn in hell forever. 2: Sex… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other. It helped me in the future where I got… — Roger Clemens Copy Share Image
I'm from Texas and grew up in the South. Very old-school and traditional. Married, had a kid. Suit and tie. The guy… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
Texas Democrats should be more concerned about what President Obama is doing to destroy the party, and the nation, than about what… — Kesha Rogers Copy Share Image
When I moved to New York, I fell head over heels back into country music and probably 'cause I missed something about… — Norah Jones Copy Share Image
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
How many people are moving up toward the Antarctica, or the Arctic? Most people move down to Texas and Florida, where it's… — Ron Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food. And I love cooking Mexican food. That's pretty much my weakness...and… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
“Families start out, most of the time, with unconditional acceptance of one another. That acceptance starts in childhood and continues into adulthood.… — Bart Hopkins Copy Share Image
[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
After Blood Simple, everybody thought I was from Texas. After Mississippi Burning, everybody thought I was from Mississippi and uneducated. After Fargo,… — Frances McDormand Copy Share Image
There's something about Detroit, man: there's a serious vibe there. It could be that blue-collar, working-class-mentality person who lives out there. There's… — John Gourley Copy Share Image
The Texas Energy Office's Loan Star Program has reduced building energy consumption and taxpayers' energy costs through the efficient operation of public… — Rosa DeLauro Copy Share Image
Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think this spring as the mosquito populations start to increase, we should be especially cautious about locations where we've had locally-transmitted… — Laura Harrington Copy Share Image
When was about 16 or 17, I was living in Beaumont, Texas and Carlos Montoya came to Lamar College. I went to… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the sequels and… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
In South Texas, we understand how vital port security is and we fear the day a weapon of mass destruction could be… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
In my district back in Texas, significant because we have a big solar panel production plant in Keller, Texas, we have a… — Michael Burgess Copy Share Image
At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains… — Adam Schiff Copy Share Image
You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President… — Jeff Goodell Copy Share Image
I love Texas itself. The landscape is remarkable. The combination of cultures here is incredible. And the history here is pretty remarkable,… — Patty Griffin Copy Share Image
The bottom line is, Texas and its people are pretty much what most people mean when they use the broader term 'America.' — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
I always had that adolescent notion that I had to get out of Texas. But I'm really glad I grew up there.… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
Reba McEntire came through town when I lived in Texas. She had this amazing theatrical show with, like, 13 different wardrobe changes.… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
At a meet and greet in a nightclub in Texas, a girl who looked about 15 years old gave me a VHS… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
There's something about driving through Texas, and it's hot, your skin is sticking to you. The environment affects your attitude and your… — Jurnee Smollett-Bell Copy Share Image
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
Hunting is a family thing for me, and it's a Texas thing. We have a lot of land in Texas that's been… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
A man from Iowa or Illinois will say 'I'm from the Middle West'..a Georgian or a Mississipian may admit to being merely… — J. Frank Dobie Copy Share Image
The state of Texas is where I'm from. Yeah, I'm a cowboy so when I ride I wear my gun. So run… — Short Dawg Copy Share Image
I grew up in Texas, eating meat five times a day, and I liked meat. But I began being a vegetarian when… — Dean Ornish Copy Share Image
As a senator from the only true swing district in the Texas Senate, I've been targeted by the GOP for my outspoken… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right… — Tippi Hedren Copy Share Image
Texas is so wrapped up in myth and legend, it's hard to know what the state and its people are really about.… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
Shaped like Texas, but twice as big, Mali is one of the poorest countries in the world. It exports almost nothing -… — Richard Engel Copy Share Image
Sometimes the autobiographical link in each story is very literal, like I did work at The Texas School for the Blind, and… — Arthur Bradford Copy Share Image
There was this mountain village in Russia where my music was getting in on some German radio station. I remember this because… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
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