You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was born in a hurricane in Pensacola, Florida... my dad was in the military, so we moved all over the place.… — Kimberly Willis Holt Copy Share Image
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? — John Gunther Copy Share Image
I've never been truly hammered... Never. Not even in college. I was too busy driving or flying away on weekends doing shows… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the hell? Anybody who wanders… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys are simply the best band that ever was. — George Strait Copy Share Image
Never forget, son, when you represent Texas, always go first class. — James A. Michener Copy Share Image
When I go home to Texas and get recognized a lot, that can be weird. — Maddie Marlow Copy Share Image
Saskatchewan is much like Texas - except it's more friendly to the United States. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent a long time away from my parents when I was younger. I would go hunting and fishing with my uncle,… — RJ Mitte Copy Share Image
Going from Army base to base as a kid taught me to be a man of all nations. I'd go to the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was born in Dallas; then I moved to Allen, Texas. But then I got sent to boarding school, where I started… — Scott Haze Copy Share Image
I don't want to look like Connecticut, no offense, I don't want to look like Oklahoma, I don't want to look like… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find a date if you are Jewish in New York and Miami, but its hard in Texas. — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the… — Tom Araya Copy Share Image
Texas has done a very good job of securing their borders with the help of the federal government. California has done a… — Jan Brewer Copy Share Image
“No wonder, he thought, that the panhandle people were a godly lot, for they lived in sudden, violent atmospheres. Weather kept them… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
When you take over a company like GE, you think you're going to visit 100 businesses. You're going to go see the… — Jeffrey R. Immelt Copy Share Image
I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Honestly, I personally would prefer to have my name not mentioned alongside codifiers, like 'white rapper' or things like that, because the… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
Fandango is not really a Western. It's really just set in Texas. It's a road picture. And then I did one that… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
