When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine. — Simon Sebag Montefiore Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare Copy Share Image
“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas” — JoAnne Kenrick Copy Share Image
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Isabell Nungaray Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sis, he didn’t come back for you; he came back for the tequila… — Niedria Kenny Copy Share Image
Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you… — Teodora Kostova Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol.… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
I love dry British humor. I love to sketch in my off time. I love tequila. — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila. — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
We own a proprietary recipe for Casamigos Tequila that can't be duplicated. — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image