A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least… — Suman Rai Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party… — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
“She lifted her chin up and forced her forehead to relax. "I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some… — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila… — Teri Polo Copy Share Image
“Sheets, towels and blankets surrounded Travis. He had fashioned a soft pallet to sleep on while I expelled the fifteen shots of… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I think when I'm 80 years old, 85, hopefully, I'll be pushed around in a wheelchair by a red-headed nurse with panty… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and… — Simon Pont Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol.… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image