“The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“All the tequila in the world couldn't get her out of his mind and he knew it. She was in his head… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
“Um, tequila please?” I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, the walls get in my way, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
You cannot be everyone's cup of tea, some do coffee. sometimes it is better to be someone else shots of tequila any… — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is… — Karla Souza Copy Share Image
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I love a tequila shot. You should try it with brown sugar instead of the salt, and orange instead of the lemon.… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
“You’re lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper! — Bella Heathcote Copy Share Image
“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
“Immer wieder erstaunlich, was so ein paar Flaschen Tequila für die Völkerfreundschaft tun können.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
“Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sis, he didn’t come back for you; he came back for the tequila… — Niedria Kenny Copy Share Image
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas” — JoAnne Kenrick Copy Share Image
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Isabell Nungaray Copy Share Image
I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine. — Simon Sebag Montefiore Copy Share Image
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
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