There were churches that would not let me tell jokes about being abstinent. I'm like, 'I'm promoting the thing you like!' But they wouldn't want you to even refer to anything like that. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I was a really shy, scared kid. I was really, really anxious to go on stage for the first five years that I was… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When I started doing standup, it was the first time I felt comfortable with myself. I think people I went to school with were… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Some people will say, 'Oh, you're very wise beyond your years,' and that's just a nice way of saying, 'You hate yourself, and you… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
