Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
