In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
