Tees Quotes · Page 2

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one…

— Lee Trevino

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids.

— Jack Nicklaus

Also, of course, I need my Dove soap. Of course I need my cocoa butter. I need my Listerine. I need the…

— DJ Khaled

Once I graduated from NYU, I started making custom vintage tees for my friends and it just took off from there.

— Charlotte Ronson

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores…

— Lee Trevino

There's not much pressure on the golf Tour. Walking to the first tee is in no way comparable to walking through the…

— Larry Nelson

You just don't have the time to worry about what others are doing. You just want to take care of your own…

— Mike Weir

I had held a notion that I could make a pretty fair appraisal of the worth of an opponent simply by speaking…

— Bobby Jones

Elmcrest CC, in Cedar Rapids, is where it all started when I was growing up. The tree-lined course has a very demanding…

— Zach Johnson

When I learned that there was such a thing as an atheist, I looked it up - and found out that the…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I…

— Amy Alcott

I thought Denver and Seattle was a big game but Houston and Dallas is the kind of game that as players, we…

— Sterling Sharpe

I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary…

— Robert B. Laughlin

My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive…

— Jason Aldean

I have really enjoyed every minute I have spent in golf- above all, the many wonderful friends I have made. I have…

— Ben Hogan

A good friend of mine took me out and had me hit off a tee. He made me understand what was my…

— Rickey Henderson

I think jeans have gotten away from the original meaning, that symbol of freedom; they've gone gimmicky and turned into a status…

— Johan Lindeberg

You hear stories about me beating my brains out practicing, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to…

— Ben Hogan

I'm focusing on quality versus quantity - a nicer tee-shirt with organic cotton and buying just one or two instead of five…

— Kristin Bauer van Straten

But the bottom line is, no matter what, even if I shoot 90 tomorrow, I'm going to enjoy it. Maybe people will…

— Jean van de Velde

Get a good jean, a good tee, a good whatever because you can just switch that stuff up and you have like…

— Zendaya

And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet?

— Kurt Vonnegut

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.

— Bridget Hall

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

— Bob Hope

I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French…

— Terry Pratchett

If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and…

— Tom Mulligan

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.

— Anonymous

Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot…

— Henry Beard

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first…

— Bob Hope

Leaving Verses Poems Quotes To say goodbye Isn't a pain Unless you're never going...! (Tee hee)

— John Walter Bratton

There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time.

— Brett Favre

I can wear a suit, sweatpants, a long tee shirt, and a denim jacket all at the same time.

— Tinie Tempah

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty…

— Dave Marr

I wouldn’t wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

— Kurt Cobain

I remember winning the first time, you know, suddenly everybody expects, well, okay, now he should win every time he tees it…

— Retief Goosen