My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to… — Rocko Copy Share Image
“Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. “Someday I need to talk to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image