Success Good Quotes by Evan Esar

Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.

— Evan Esar

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

— Evan Esar

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

— Evan Esar

It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries.

— Evan Esar

“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or…

— Evan Esar

The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.

— Evan Esar

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

— Evan Esar

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

— Evan Esar

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.

— Evan Esar

The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors.

— Evan Esar

The diamond is the hardest stone -- to get.

— Evan Esar

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

— Evan Esar

Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are…

— Evan Esar

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

— Evan Esar

You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game.

— Evan Esar