Stupidest Quotes · Page 2

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

— Patrick Rothfuss

“You're about the stupidest thing on two legs.”

— Lia Habel

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who never change.

— Confucius

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

— George W. Bush

Most people find happiness and acceptances in the most stupidest ways.

— Saturncharm

One of the stupidest theories of Western life.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

The stupidest person in the room might have the best idea.

— Joss Whedon

The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body.

— Francine Pascal

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

— Donald Trump

As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.

— Rick Riordan

It's the stupidest thing of all time, going on tour. It deteriorates the soul, but it's fun.

— Cass McCombs

Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.

— Bret Hart

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

— Jessica Simpson

“The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us”

— Jude Morgan

I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to…

— Kris Allen

She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever.

— Lisa McMann

Far from being the smartest possible biological species, we are probably better thought of as the stupidest possible biological species capable of…

— Nick Bostrom

People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in…

— Tana French

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light.…

— Alicia Silverstone

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I…

— Joy Behar

You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say…

— Kirsten Dunst

Pilate's skeptical sneer "What is truth?" was addressed to Truth Himself, standing there right in front of his face. The world's stupidest…

— Peter Kreeft

I never could understand the popular belief that because a man makes a lot of money he has a lot of brains.…

— Julius Rosenwald

This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there…

— Meg Cabot

What good the prophet in the wilderness may do is incremental and personal. It's good for us to hear someone speak the…

— George Saunders

So many of us have our asses watching stupid reality shows, desensitizing our brains. Like, "Wow, isn't that dumb, but I'm so…

— Michael Pitt

Its big men are mostly little men with fancy offices and a lot of money. A great many of them are stupid…

— Raymond Chandler

Programs like 'Jeopardy' and 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' are ridiculous. They're the stupidest shows in history. They're making us dumber.…

— Ray Bradbury

Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes…

— Danny Wallace

“I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest smart person there is……

— Jesse Andrews

I do understand that when someone gives you a [expletive] load of money, you take that money. Someone like Larry Ellison wants…

— Andy Roddick

However gross a man may be, the minute he expresses a strong and genuine affection, some inner secretion alters his features, animates…

— Honore de Balzac

“It's the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life!”

— Lewis Carroll

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

— Donald Trump

“How’s life?” “That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.”

— Joe Meno

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

— Eleanor Clark

Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?

— Stefan Zweig

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

— Orson Welles

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out…

— Britney Spears

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

— Joy Behar