Capable Quote by Joy Behar

I had a stroke in 2006. I thought: 'This is it.'

— Gareth Thomas

So, what is a stroke? In about 90 per cent of strokes, it's the result of blood flow to part of the brain getting…

— Michael Greger

Strokes are categorized as either bleeding into the brain or a blockage in blood supply, known as an ischemic stroke. The latter are overwhelmingly…

— David Perlmutter

A small minority of strokes are hemorrhagic strokes, which are caused by bleeding into the brain when a blood vessel bursts.

— Michael Greger

He had a massive stroke. He died with his tie on. Do you think that could be our generation's equivalent of that old saying…

— Stephen King

Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting…

— Alan Moore

I don't have time for a stroke!

— Jill Bolte Taylor

“stroke he imagined plunging”

— David Baldacci

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was…

— David Letterman

If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs first?

— Rock Cowles

We're looking for something that sounds like a member of the Republican Party. The reality is, he's playing for the Democratic vote at this…

— Anonymous

Mitch McConnell is a professional arm twister. He's done this for many years. He has a lot of power in his caucus.

— Claire McCaskill