I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
It is a lonely existence to be a child with a disability which no-one can see or understand, you exasperate your teachers,… — Susan Hampshire Copy Share Image
It's insulting when outsiders come in and tell a traumatized people what it will take for them to heal... People who have… — Leymah Gbowee Copy Share Image
Myself, and all coaches, need to have courage, because we are so exposed. When we win, we're the best. When we lose,… — Tite Copy Share Image
If our most highly qualified General Staff officers had been told to work out the most nonsensical high level organization for war… — Claus von Stauffenberg Copy Share Image
Some people, I think, think that because I don't take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, that I… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
At first, I felt proud when someone said 'Your work looks like a man did it.' Then I realized that was stupid — Annette Messager Copy Share Image
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms. — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien - and I do, he was a… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of… — Jack Thorne Copy Share Image
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to… — Mencius Copy Share Image
A clever woman often compromises her husband; a stupid woman only compromises herself. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Copy Share Image
I don't really study television or how things do or don't change. So I don't know anything about that. I'm just a… — Vincent Kartheiser Copy Share Image
I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
What I find to be very bad advice is the snappy little sentence, 'Write what you know.' It is the most tiresome… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
I was never stupid with my money, because I grew up without it. So when I started to make some, I was… — Edge Copy Share Image
