I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
So far, I've only sailed in the Caribbean. I've sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When I started, the scripts weren't as good, and you'd have to have a huge burst of energy to go, "Sheesh, how… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here."… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
