“Kitchen boys cost extra. A lot extra. They often turn out to be plucky little heroes with hearts of gold and a grim determination… — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
“For some reason, anytime an adult decides you are 'representing' something, they decide you should represent it by being as quiet and boring as… — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
“He piled fib on top of lie on top of exaggeration and cemented it all with hyperbole.” — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
“I love to read books! There are so many authors that I think are really fun to read.” — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
A School Library is Like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of… — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people who likes a good G-rated movie. So many of my favorite movies are G-rated. I think it's exciting to… — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
“You see, the lives of servants are not lived by clocks, but by the ringing of their masters' bells.” — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
“The things people tease you for are not your weaknesses, they are your superpowers!” — Tom Angleberger Copy Share Image
