Catch hold of a leprechaun and don't let go,for he will tell you the address of the gold that is unknown. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give you my good wishes, warm thoughts and honest prayers. May you get blessed on this St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a very sweet and Happy St. Patrick's Day. May God bless you with loads of luck, joy and prosperity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you make more of friends, and no enemies.May you make more money,and lose none.May you get blessed on St. Patrick's Day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad it's understood that St. Patrick's Day takes precedence over your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May you have a great day, filled with friends, fun, smiles and beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing like, good luck or bad luck. We mold our own fortune. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't search for a four-leaf clover. Good luck is shinning right above you. All you got to do, is believe. Happy St.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you luck, blessings, joy and fun, for today and forever. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope thousands of wildly intoxicated revelers don't interfere with your low-key St. Patrick's Day birthday plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May lady luck shine on you. May you get the machine that makes Gold for you. Wishing you good luck on St.Patrick's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the luck and joy shine on you, today and everyday. I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Irish blessings to you and your loved ones. wishing you a very Happy St. Patrick's Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the world go green with envy, seeing the luck you will have from today. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St Patrick's Day May the Irish luck be yours, on St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you receive my good wishes. May you receive my warm thoughts.May you receive my prayers for you.May you know that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May you and your loved ones be blessed in abundance. May the ray of wisdom and hope always be shinning above you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
