You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me! — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In taking soup, it is necessary to avoid lifting too much in the spoon, or filling the mouth so full as almost… — Jean-Baptiste de La Salle Copy Share Image
As you can taste a pot full of food with a spoon likewise someone's tounge can tell you about his heart. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya Copy Share Image
Nature may be as selfishly studied as trade. Astronomy to the selfish becomes astrology; psychology, mesmerism (with intent to show where aour… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
To say that a schlemiel is a luckless person is to touch only the negative side. It is the schlemiel's avocation and… — Maurice Samuel Copy Share Image
Teaching people the best way to market organically with Facebook, is like teaching them the best way to butter bread, with a… — Jim Connolly Copy Share Image
I had a dream this morning too, and you were in it," he said. "I don't remember what it was about, exactly,… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
I got the breaks. Starting from nowhere in the corn belt, I helped edit a country weekly, then was jack-of-all-departments on an… — George Ade Copy Share Image
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of time my writing is like having about twenty boxes of Christmas decorations. But no tree. You're… — Carolyn Chute Copy Share Image
To get rid of swelling... I put green tea bags on my eyelids. Or I grab cold spoons that I leave in… — Shay Mitchell Copy Share Image
God's terrible face brighter than a spoon collects the image of one fatal word;so that my life(which liked the sun and the… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
All of us somehow felt that the next battleground was going to be culture. We all felt somehow that our culture had… — Kalle Lasn Copy Share Image
I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both,… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
He appeared before me and departed. We were not able to speak to or touch each other. But in that short interval,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
On the moon we wore feathers in our hair, and rubies on our hands. On the moon we had gold spoons. — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let's use… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man in the moon. "When you coming… — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image